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“NFL Issues Permanent Ban on ‘Black National Anthem’: ‘There’s Only One National Anthem'”.Cau
Iп a move that has seпt shockwaves across stadiᴜms aпd social media feeds, the NFL has reportedly baппed the performaпce of “Lift Every Voice aпd Siпg,” commoпly referred to as the Black пatioпal aпthem, at all fᴜtᴜre games. Accordiпg to iпsiders, this decisioп comes after several seasoпs of qᴜietly weaviпg the soпg iпto pre-game ceremoпies […]
“ABC Stores Nationwide Post Signs Declaring No Affiliation with ABC Network Following Controversy”.Cau
In the aftermath of the heated 2024 presidential debate, ABC stores across the United States have begun displaying bold signage to make one thing crystal clear: they have absolutely no connection to the television network responsible for airing the contentious event. From “ABC Fine Wine & Spirits” to “ABC Warehouse,” locations are posting disclaimers on […]
“Breaking News: Netflix Loses Nearly 10 Million Subscribers in One Day Following Major Donation”.Cau
Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]
“Breaking: Elon Musk Launches New ‘Non-Woke’ Social Media Platform to Rival Meta”.Cau
Elon Musk, often known for his ventures into space and electric vehicles, is now stepping into a new arena: social media. His latest venture aims to challenge the dominance of platforms like Facebook, promising a fresh approach to free speech and moderation. Musk’s proposed platform, which he describes as “non-woke”, seeks to fill what he […]